Funniest Strain Names
Karen Berger, PharmD, Medical Writer
As I delve into researching the medical marijuana world, I see a lot of funny and unusual strain names. Let’s take a look at some of the strangest and funniest names out there, courtesy of Mandatory.com, Weirdomatic.com, and Lolwot.
Brain Freeze: This sativa dominant hybrid has a berry smell and is “a little more fun than taking a huge bite of a snow cone.”
Ninja Turtles Kush: This strong berry strain warns, “Best to stay seated on the couch until the ride is over.”
Accidental Tourist: This hybrid is not for the newbie doobie user. “Try this with virgin lungs and find yourself getting escorted out of Red Lobster bottomless with no idea how you got there.”
Purple Monkey Balls: A mixture of Grand Daddy Purp and Afghan Kush, two strong indica strains, makes you feel as if you were “hit in the face with purple monkey balls.”
Bob Saget OG: aka, “The Bob,” – this sativa strain is described as “part Danny Tanner, part Hollywood potty mouth.”
Purple Urkle: Continuing along the TGIF theme, Family Matters fans will wonder, Did I do that? This strain is supposed to treat insomnia.
Schnazzleberry: This strain is a 50/50 sativa/indica, mixed with The Dom and DJ Short Blueberry, and is described to be “like taking a bite out of a big berry pie, which might not sound like a bad idea once you’re high and looking for IHOP at 2 a.m.”
Barack O Bubba: Democrats may prefer this strain, which is described as a “strong, reliable indica that will revolutionize your life, hopefully for the better….Is this what he meant by ObamaCare?”
Girl Scout Cookies: aka GSC – This strain smells like Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies, with “deep aromas and purple hues.”
Heisenberg Kush: Breaking Bad fans will love this strain.
Golden Goat: A sweet and sour hybrid, supposedly “named for the smell of recycled soda cans rotting in the heat.”
Just for fun, try making up your own strain names! Weirdomatic offers suggestions on how to do so.
- “Color” + “Name of Infamous Figure”
- Example: Red Trump
- “Color” + “Food Name” + Kush
- Example: Blue Sorbet Kush
- Bubba + “Funny Made-up Word” + OG
- Example: Bubba Atrow OG
- “Celebrity Name” Haze
- Brittany Snow Haze
- “Type of Berry” + Alien + Haze
- Raspberry Alien Haze
- “Name of Your Dog” + Kush
- Emmett Kush
What is the weirdest or funniest strain name you have ever tried?
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